why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up
here’s an idea: people shouldn’t actually have to have a job to be allowed to remain alive
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]